Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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