Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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