awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
We had sex on a dog bed..
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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