My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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