i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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