Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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