is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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