i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
