margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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