good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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