The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
i need some magic done to my vagina
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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