yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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