Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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