Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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