We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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