I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
