Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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