i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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