: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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