yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
that may or may not have been my penis.
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