They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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