What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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