I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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