We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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