Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Randomize
