Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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