the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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