im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You can't just leave with hair like that
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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