Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Terrible idea I love it
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