I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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