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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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