This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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