I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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