I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
What a dumb baby whore.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
