: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think I am morally bankrupt
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
