the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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