I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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