dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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