I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
