i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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