why didn't you poke me back
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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