I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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