Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I met the friendliest cop last night
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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