Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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