Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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