we're blogging at a bar
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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