She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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