wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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