One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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