His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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